Yo byach what's up with this site?
 ...Alright, here's the deal.  Slice, Spike, Dude and 
 Mattie-boombattie, all decided to make sites, so we 
 figured we'd have to make one too. KY Jelly and 
 Bozemeister's(US) site is obligated to being insanely
 and blatantly tasteless, irritating, and pointless. 
 Now instead of dedicating our days to milky whites,  
 papa smurf, smoking "p-o-t" and wasting are parents 
 $25,000 at siena college, we have decided to make
 this real boro(cheezy) website......so check it out, 
 it's all part of our paradigm.